LEGENDS VS COACHES

JUST WHEN WE THOUGHT THE LEGENDS HAD PEAKED AND WERE FADING, THEY FOUND YET ANOTHER WAY TO RAISE THE LEVEL OF SPORTS ENTERTAINMENT TO A NEVER BEFORE REACHED HEIGHT. CHALLENGERS AND DEGENERATES CONTINUED TO TEST THE ATHLETIC PROWESS OF MOE & FURF, WHO CONTINUED TO MEET EVERY CHALLENGE HEAD ON.

THIS MATCH RIVALED SUPERSERIES GAME TWO IN THE DOME HELD OVER FIVE YEARS AGO. THERE WAS LOTS OF HIGH-FLYING ACTION, AND AS ALWAYS IS THE CASE IN SUPERSPORTS, THERE WILL NO DOUBT BE CONTROVERSY AND DEBATE OVER THE EVENT AND THE FINAL OUTCOME.

A SMALL GROUP OF FANS SAT IN THE BLEACHERS AND WITNESSED THIS EVENT, WHICH WAS ANNOUNCED MAGNIFICENTLY BY COACH CAMPBELL, WHO WILL UNDOUBTEDLY BE RECRUITED BY VINCE McMAHON FOR HIS VELVET VOICE.

THIS EVENT ENSURED THAT THERE WOULD BE A THIRD DVD PRODUCED BY PEFCA.

HERE ARE JUST A FEW SHOTS OF WHAT YOU MISSED IF YOU WEREN’T THERE…..

FURF MADE HIS
ELECTRIFYING ENTRANCE

BUT WAS RUDELY GREETED
BEFORE MOE EVEN CAME OUT

MOE COMES IN TO RESCUE FURF

FURF DISHES OUT A SERVING OF PAIN

AND GETS A TASTE OF SOME TOO

MANY NEW HOLDS WERE INTRODUCED

YOU CAN ALWAYS COUNT ON
A SLEEPER HOLD TO APPEAR

NO ONE WAS SURPRISED WHEN FOREIGN OBJECTS WERE BROUGHT INTO THE RING

FIRST A BAT

THEN A TRAY

BUT NOTHING WAS MORE
EFFECTIVE THAN
THE MOE-TOWEL

THE PUNISHER EXECUTES A
SUPER-SOCK-STRETCH

BUT AFTER ALL THE ELECTRIFYING
HIGH-FLYING ACTION,
IT WAS INEVITABLE THAT
THE WINNERS WOULD BE:

THERE MAY HAVE BEEN DIFFICULTIES WITH THE PEFCAM DURING THE FINAL MOMENTS OF THE MATCH; IT’S HARD TO TELL FOR SURE, BUT FURF APPEARED TO INVENT A HOLD THAT MAY NEVER BE FULLY DESCRIBED. AFTER VIEWING THE VIDEO, ALL WE CAN SAY IS THAT HE MAY HAVE ACTUALLY INVENTED WHAT WAS AN IMAGINARY HOLD REFERRED TO BY MONK SEVERAL HUNDRED TIMES:

THE PRETZEL HOLD….



TEAM DEGENERATION DID NOT TAKE
THE DEFEAT VERY WELL,
ATTACKING FURF IN THE MIDDLE
OF HIS VICTORY STRUT

AND SINCE THEY NEVER DID ANY SERIOUS DAMAGE TRYING TO SLAM FURF ON THE MAT, THEY SLAMMED THE MAT ON HIM AFTER THE MATCH

THE BOTTOM LINE OF THE MATCH:
MOE AND FURF SEND THE COACHES
TO LOSERVILLE