FROM TIME TO TIME VARIOUS CHARACTERS INSERTED THEMSELVES INTO THE INTERNET WORLD OF MOE AND FURF. ONE PARTICULARLY OBNOXIOUS ONE WAS EVENTUALLY BANNED FROM MOE AND FURF NATION. BEFORE HE WAS BANNED, HE KEPT THINGS STIRRED UP WITH HIS MOUTH AND MONEY.....
(THIS PAGE MYSTERIOUSLY SHOWED UP ONE DAY ON THE MOE AND FURF WEB SITE; NO ONE HAS EVER CLAIMED RESPONSIBILITY....)
YOU HAVE SOMETHING I NEED,
I HAVE SOMETHING YOU WANT
GREETINGS FROM THE TED DIBIASE OF PERRY COUNTY. A BUDDY OF MINE TOLD ME ONE TIME THAT EVERYONE HAS A PRICE.
THIS PAGE HAS BEEN CREATED TO LET EVERYONE LESS FORTUNATE THAN ME TO GET AHEAD IN THE WORLD. I WILL BE POSTING THINGS HERE FROM TIME TO TIME TO LET YOU KNOW WHAT I WANT YOU TO GET FOR ME. EVERYTHING YOU GET FOR ME WILL BE REWARDED HANDSOMELY.
I WILL GET WHAT I WANT
I HAVE ENOUGH MONEY TO GET IT DONE
THE FIRST ITEM I WOULD LIKE TO ACQUIRE IS FOR A FRIEND OF MINE. I DON’T KNOW WHY HE WANTS IT, NOR DO I CARE. ALL I KNOW IS THAT HE ASKED ME IF I COULD GET IT FOR HIM AND I SAID OKAY. THE REWARD FOR YOU WILL BE WELL WORTH YOUR EFFORTS.
ALL YOU HAVE TO DO TO GET WHAT YOU WANT FROM ME – CASH - IS TO LET BOBBY ELLIOT KNOW FURF’S PREDICTION FOR THE SUPER BOWL. WHEN YOU TELL HIM FURFS PICK, HE WILL TELL YOU HOW TO COLLECT.
I WOULD SAY THANK YOU FOR YOUR HELP, BUT I DON’T HAVE TO. MY MONEY WILL SAY ALL THAT NEEDS TO BE SAID. IN OTHER WORDS,
WHEN MY MONEY TALKS, 'NUFF SAID
THIS PAGE INSPIRED BY THE SOON TO BE MASTER OF PERRY COUNTY SPORTS ENTERTAINMENT
NO MATTER WHAT IT COSTS
BIG
BUCKS
BOBBY
THE
GOLDEN
BOY