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ANY TIME LEGENDS ARE INVOLVED, THERE ARE ALL DEGENERATES WHO WANT TO BRING THEM DOWN OR CAUSE DISTRACTIONS TO TARNISH THEIR ACCOMPLISHMENTS AND STATURE. MOE & FURF, MF SPORTS ENTERTAINMENT, PEFCA, AND THE MOE & FURF SUPERPICKS LEAGUE FELL PREY AT TIMES TO THESE TYPES. HOWEVER, THE TRUE LEGENDS CAME OUT ON TOP IN THE END AND THE DG"s ARE LONG GONE, CARRIED OFF TO LOSERVILLE.

HERE ARE JUST A FEW PULLED FROM OLD WEB PAGES:

AFTER AN ATTEMPT BY SOME TO "GET THE "F" OUT OF PEFCA," HERE WAS THE FINAL WORD ON THE ATTEMPT:

TIME IS UP…

AFTER WAITING SILENTLY FOR TWO MONTHS, AND WATCHING THE EVENTS, OR LACK OF EVENTS, ON THE WEB PAGE, AND IN THE WORLD OF PERRY COUNTY EXTREME SPORTS ENTERTAINMENT, WE FEEL IT IS TIME TO MAKE OUR MOVE AND LET THE FANS KNOW HOW WE FEEL…..

THE BOTTOM LINE:

ONCE THERE WAS PEFCA…

THEN A NON-PEFCAN STARTED A MOVEMENT TO GET THE “F” OUT

MANY QUESTIONS REMAIN UNANSWERED CONCERNING THE ETHICS EMPLOYED IN THE
GET THE “F” OUT CAMPAIGN……

RAZORBACK GAME……..

HOOTERS…………

YOU MAKE THE CALL…..

NO!

WE WILL MAKE THIS CALL….

PERRY COUNTY SPORTS ENTERTAINMENT IS FADING AWAY

IT’S FOLLOWING THE LEAD OF THE NATIONAL HOCKEY LEAGUE

AND IT’S ALL BECAUSE OF YOU LITTLE PECA-HEADS

WE WHO FIRST BROUGHT YOU EXTREME & ELECTRIFYING SPORTS ENTERTAINMENT HAVE DECIDED IT’S TIME TO STOP THE BLEEDING…….

TIME TO RETURN TO THE LEVEL OF THE LEGENDS….

TIME TO CLEAR THE AISLE AND START WALKING IT AGAIN…………….

TIME TO JUMP OVER TO THE MUDDY SIDE OF THE CREEK……….

TIME TO REMOVE ALL OF THE UNNECCESSARY ABSTRACTIONS……….

AND TIME TO ELIMINATE THE DEGENERATE IMPOSTERS………..

TO USE A PHRASE FROM FURF’S 700 MILLION WORD VOCABULARY………

TO ALL YOU LITTLE PECA’S……

WE HAVE TWO WORDS:

“F”
YOU

THAT’S RIGHT BABY…… WE’RE TAKIN’ IT BACK

SPECIAL EMERGENCY MEETING
OF THE PEFCA GOVERNING BODY
CONCERNING THE 2005
MFSL FOOTBALL SUPERPICKS
FINAL RESULTS

HELD MONDAY AT 1 PM, DECEMBER 12, 2005 VIA TELECONFERENCE

FINDINGS OF THE GOVERNING BODY ARE AS FOLLOWS

BOBBY ELLIOT FILED A PROTEST ON THE LATE SUBMISSION OF PICKS MADE BY FURF IN THE FINAL ROUND. HE CLAIMED THAT THE RULES STATED ALL PICKS HAD TO BE IN BEFORE GAME DAY. HE ALSO STATED THAT FURF HAD MADE A DEAL WITH CERTAIN PEFCA OFFICIALS TO LET HIM KNOW THE PREDICTIONS OF MOE AND BOBBY BEFORE HE TURNED HIS IN, AND THAT HE HAD ILLEGALLY MADE CHANGES TO SOME OF HIS PICKS AFTER THE DEADLINE. HE REQUESTED THAT FURF BE DISQUALIFIED FROM THE COMPETITION, LEAVING BOBBY ELLIOT AS THE WINNER. HE PRODUCED HIS EVIDENCE TO BACK UP HIS CLAIMS OF CHEATING.

ELLIOT’S CHARGES AND EVIDENCE WERE DISCUSSED. IT WAS DETERMINED THAT THERE WAS INSUFFICIENT CONCLUSIVE EVIDENCE TO OVERTURN THE OFFICIAL RESULTS.

AT 130 PM AN EMAIL WAS RECEIVED FROM A FAN WHO ASKED TO REMAIN ANONYMOUS. THE FAN ASKED ABOUT THE FINAL RESULTS POSTED ON THE WEB PAGE, BECAUSE HE THOUGHT THAT WHEN HE LOOKED AT THE WEB PAGE SATURDAY MORNING, IT APPEARED THAT FURF HAD THE CONTEST WRAPPED UP AND THAT ALL FURF HAD TO GET RIGHT WAS THE WINNERS AND THE TITLE WOULD BE HIS. HE SAID THAT HE WAS SHOCKED ON MONDAY MORNING TO LOOK AT THE WEB SITE TO FIND IT SHOWED BOBBY ELLIOT AS THE WINNER.

THE PEFCA WEB SITE COORDINATOR TOLD HIM THAT FURF WAS INDEED THE WINNER. THE ANONYMOUS FAN INFORMED HIM THAT THE WEB PAGE SAID BOBBY WON. THE PEFCA WEB PAGE COORDINATOR THEN CALLED MEMBERS OF THE GOVERNING BODY TO SCHEDULE A SECOND EMERGENCY MEETING FOR 3 PM.

THE PEFCA WEB PAGE COORDINATOR CONTACTED THE COMPANY THAT HOSTS THE WEB PAGE AND ASKED ABOUT ACTIVITY ON THE SITE. THE COMPANY INDICATED THAT INFORMATION WAS SENT TO THEIR SERVER AT APPROXIMATELY 10 PM ON SUNDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN AT ABOUT 30 MINUTES LATER. THEY WOULD NOT AGREE TO REVEAL THE SOURCE OF THESE TWO TRANSMISSIONS.

AT 215 PM PEFCA RECEIVED AN EMAIL FROM SOMEONE CLAIMING TO HAVE INFORMATION ABOUT A FALSE WEB PAGE. PEFCA RECORDED THE INFORMATION AND SAVED ITS CONTENTS FOR THE GOVERNING BODY MEETING AT 3 PM.

THE GOVERNING BODY MET AT 3 PM VIA TELEPHONE CONFERENCE AND MADE THE FOLLOWING FINDINGS AFTER REVIEWING ADDITIONAL EVIDENCE

PEFCA UPLOADED THE FINAL RESULTS PAGE AT AROUND 10 PM ON SUNDAY NIGHT.

THE SECOND PAGE UPLOADED 30 MINUTES LATER WAS A FALSIFIED WEB PAGE THAT WAS UPLOADED BY AN UNKNOWN INDIVIDUAL

THE EMAIL SENT TO PEFCA WAS FROM SOMEONE CLAIMING TO BE A COMPUTER HACKER WHO HAD UPLOADED THE FAKE WEB PAGE TO THE MFSL WEB PAGE SERVER. THIS INDIVIDUAL CLAIMED THAT SOMEONE HAD PAID HIM A CERTAIN UNREVEALED AMOUNT OF MONEY TO DO THIS. THE PAYMENT WAS IN CASH BY AN INDIVIDUAL WHO SAID HE WANTED TO REMAIN ANONYMOUS.

ALTHOUGH PEFCA HAS ONE OR TWO SUSPECTS, THERE IS INSUFFICIENT EVIDENCE TO PROVE WHO IT WAS AT THIS POINT. WE DO, HOWEVER, KNOW THE FOLLOWING THINGS ABOUT THIS PERSON.

THIS PERSON WANTS BOBBY ELLIOT TO BE THE WINNER

THIS PERSON HAS PLENTY OF MONEY TO PAY SOMEONE OFF

THIS PERSON WILL USE ANY MEANS NECESSARY TO GET WHAT HE WANTS

PEFCA REQUESTS THAT ANYONE WITH ANY INFORMATION RELATED TO THIS INCIDENT PLEASE COME FORWARD AND GIVE THE INFORMATION TO A PEFCA OFFICIAL TO BE USED IN FUTURE SANCTIONS AGAINST THE DEGENERATE.

SPECIAL REPORT FROM XXX XXX
ON THE ALLEGED
BIGELOZATION OF MOE

MFSL CENTRAL HAS RECEIVED A REPORT FROM AN UNDISCLOSED SOURCE; WE WILL WAIT BEFORE WE MAKE COMMENTS UNTIL ALL FANS HAVE HAD THE CHANCE TO DISCUSS AND INVESTIGATE FOR THEMSELVES:

THE REPORT QUESTIONS THE WORTHINESS OF MOE AND FURF TO CONTINUE TO WEAR THE MAROON AND GRAY….

UNTIL WE CAN VERIFY THE ALLEGATIONS, WE WILL WITHHOLD THE NAME AND THE ENTIRE REPORT ITSELF…

AT THIS TIME WE WILL RELEASE SOME OF THE ITEMS DISCUSSED:

---MOE WAS SPOTTED AT THE END OF THE BIGELOW BENCH AT IMBODEN;

---MOE WAS SPOTTED HUGGING OLA PLAYERS AND COACH AT REGIONAL;

---THERE IS TALK THAT MOE SHOULD NOW BE CALLED BIGEMOELA

---CONCERNING FURF: THERE IS SOMETHING FISHY GOING ON BETWEEN FURF AND SMITH AT SOUTHSIDE, AND MOUNTAIN PINE AS WELL….

AND HERE IS THE CLOSING STATEMENT FROM THE MESSAGE:

I really hate to stir up things BUT we may have get MOE some counseling. I think he"s forgot he belongs at PERRYVILLE .

STAY TUNED FOR FURTHER DEVELOPMENTS…

SOCAL’S COMMENTS ON THE SITUATION:

I think Moe has a 'bout as much of a chance becoming the official legend of the "pigpen" as he does at gettin' laid before his 30th birthday, emotions run high during playoffs, and even i was hopeful of a state championship coming to Perry county even if it meant it would be residing on the east-side, then i took a hammer and whacked myself 'tween the eyes and came to my senses, but you have to look at Moe's point of view, he could of accidentialy been photographed with the "could- of- beens" champions and started a new career as a sports agent, with that kind of coverage and the exposure he has received this year with the success of both Perryville and bigelows' b-ball program, Moe was taking advantage of situation that could have propelled him into super -stardom. but, it did not come to pass and now "the Moe" will have to face the music, and he may not like the song we;re dancin' to.

As far as Furf is concerned, he's a smuck when it comes to Coach Smith, always was, always will be, end of story, investigation terminated.

Of course, this only my personal observation.............socal out!

WE HAVE RECEIVED AN ANONYMOUS COMMENTARY:

So much for Socal"s useless comments. I just wonder if he asked Robert or Randy if he could comment on Moe and Furf, or is it Furf and Moe? You know Socal can"t do anything without permission from Robert or Randy , his senior executives. If I was in his position , being under Robert or Randy"s supervision, I don"t think I would say much about Moe and Furf, or is it Furf and Moe? I think someone really tried to give Furf and Moe the big SHAFT, if you know what I mean FURF!

Anyway after much investigation I find no evedience or proof that Moe and Furf were disloyal to Perryville at anytime. So let"s move on and support our MUSTANG"S,

P.S. what doe's Furf call Moe's new toy?{ The one they use in softball} .

What's up with coach Watt's new look ? He looks like a billy goat.

And for the F . Put it back in . Other wise as socal said, ya'll just be a bunch of PECA HEADS.

What about Moe's trip to Florida, I heard he went with a bunch of women {Furf said} .

I think Furf is a little jealous. Maybe we better investigate this matter. Could be Moe may have got LUCKY. Enough said

DOES LARRY CARTER HAVE THE REAL ANSWER TO MOE’S TURN TO THE PIGPEN?

HERE IS HIS MOE-JO THEORY:

You guys are idiots. Bigelow had the best team in the state(in all classifications) They could have beat B.I. Central playing left handed. MOE & FURF (the real "Mustangs") had been laying ground work through out the playoffs. When it came time for Bigelow, only having to show up and pick up the STATE trophy, they went to work. They were the reasons that the pigpen didn't get a state trophy before Perryville. Thanks MOE & FURF.